You still here? I figgured I lost you back at the vagina chronicals,,,

I had this big, long ramble written up about how I needed to do something about my hair. How it has been YEARS since it’s been cut.
I had the process all down. I listed all it would take, the beers, the nitrous oxide, the morphine suppositories, the scissors.
I had all the details covered.
But,, then I saw where there may be a job opening at the M.B. Hotel! Yea baby!
Looked like a front desk type job, dealing with the public. You all know how much I love the public!
And since I only saw one other person interested I thought, “What the hell”.
OK,, to be honest, I’m just using this as an excuse to get in touch with my feminine side, the women in me.
And I gotta tell ya, I believe the women inside me is a lesbian!






PHONE HO:

A person who answers the phone for a business; front office worker; receptionist.
"I worked in an animal hospital at the front desk. My boss called me his "phone ho."