Wednesday, July 22, 2009

It's the same shit,, just a different smell,,,

It’s slow round here. Only thing happening is road work. There are now 11 speed bumps between the airstrip and Wamasa.
Went to a small birthday celebration yesterday at M.B. Hotel. It was a good turn out. Learned a few things such as who are the neighbors with the sticky fingers!
Although this country full of pirates rape and plunder their own country, it's not wise to steal from your neighbor, especially in a town as small as this! But,, while in Belize,,,,,

Whilst reading my daily Sarah Palin fix, by far my favorite dingbat, I ran across a few other interesting items.

In sports news, Brett Favre stated he would decide by July 30 whether or not he will play next season. Until then, you can prepare for his announcement by doing a lot of eye-roll and shoulder shrug exercises.

Ryan Seacrest recently signed a $45 million deal to continue hosting American Idol for the next three years. $45 million to be ambiguously gay and hold a microphone in front of the attention-starved and talentless? Fuck you, recession!

Now that celebrity deaths have slowed to their regular rate, I thought I'd get you caught up on one of the other bucket-kickings you may have missed.

Some guy in Australia was tasered by the cops and burst into flames. Seems he was drenched in gas at the time.

Local news has been the same shit it always is. The GOB can't seem to keep their hands out of the cookie jar. Doesn't matter which party is in power, straight to the jar they go.
And don't you find it a bit un-nerving that all Belizes top mucky-mucks are lawyers?


Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.

1 comment:

sandy a said...

yeah, I was thinking that things would be different this time around for the GOB, but I guess not.