Mrs. Barn went to the states for her dad’s services, I bet
she is freezing her butt cheeks right off!
She left me here with a full house so I have been staying
home and being responsible. As much as I can.
But tonight as I was sitting here drinking beer, some asshole showed up.
Next thing I know we were arguing about all kinds of shit.
The more the beer flowed, the more intense things got.
Soon weapons began to appear.
And soon here come a baseball bat.
Then things began to get ugly.
I will cleaning up blood tomorrow before she gets back home or else there could be more bloodshed!
Just for the record, I’m, OK,, but you should see the other guy!
I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose.
5 comments:
Be careful Barn, I don't like the looks of that other guy!
Drinkin' and knifin' :)
Did you send the body up to the pig farm?? Give the local pork a little Mr Wu's flavor?
Kind of a fluke, I reckon, but that ugly bastard wuz wearin' the same damn shirt as you, huh?
Condolences to Mrs Barn.
You fight'n over who wuz the winner of the ugly contest?
Condolences to Mrs Barn.
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