Where's Waldo?

Just bout done with 2012, just a few more days.
We are in full swing here. I just went to the village and it looks to me that they are full up as well. People everywhere.

And once again religion rises up to piss me off.
December 25th is another holiday they won’t let you sell beer. Like Easter.
Well not until 5-6 P.M. anyway, something like that.
Makes absolutely no fucking sense if you ask me.
I’m not bitchin because I can’t buy beer, oh no. I already have my beer.
But they force business’s to close because of their religion!
Pisses me off.
So our neighborhood grocer decide to have a family BBQ out in front of the store (graceland).
Just the family standing around the grill.
And someone called the cops on them, falsely assuming they were selling beers.
Cops show up, take one look and leave.
One quess who would call the cops. No hints, should be easy.

Banana shortage right now, I got lots of birds lined up staring at me with hungry looks.

Beer tops made another showing yesterday.
I want to make a contest outa this.

First, guess the exact number of tops that were used.
And second, in a ‘Where’s Waldo’ type game, can you spot the lone Stout top?

Since the wives are downtown feeding dinners to the homeless, shouldn't we be at the nudie bar feeding dollars to the topless?