Saturday, April 28, 2012

Filler and fluff,,,

So, here it is Saturday morning. Mrs. Barn has gone off to a ‘learn to kick the shit outa the guys’ class. A women’s self defense course taught by a women from bz city. I had volunteered to be their ‘dummy’ but realized I had other plans today. Like not getting my ass whipped by a herd of pissed off women!
Herd, that’s not the right term is it? Flock, bunch, gaggle, school, bunch, group, assload?
Anyway, I am still rather fond of my bag-o-nuts just the way they are thankyouverymuch.

 I am gearing up for my annual trip up north. It is both a good and bad thing. It always comes in the spring/summer when we are just finished up with the busy season, so we are both ready for a break from both the business and some of the silly shit that goes on. But on the other hand, in my case about 2 days into the trip I am ready to come back home.
The land-o-plenty can get on my last nerve quick! So it is always nice to get back here and settle back into our routine. We seem to be getting more and more set in our activities. Which is not much. We are perfectly content to stay home and enjoy each other.
Which brings up another thing. I was recently told that we are ‘raping and pillaging the country’.
I shit you not! Us, from the deck of our 16x20 Mennonite house, with an 11 year old Toyota are raping and pillaging the country! We heard that and had to laugh. Then we considered the source and really laughed! The source also called us ‘rich gringos’. Yea,, us. Of all the folks he could choose from he decided we are the rich ones?
Anyway,, that is some of the weird bullshit that happens when the season gets either slow or real busy, time for a break.

 Going to have to fire our lawnmower man, if I ever see him again. He has been M.I.A. for a couple weeks now. I am ready for a new man as my Spanish was not good enough to communicate with him. I need an English speaker. Got a couple folks ready for an interview, the grass needs cut!

Well,, since I have no new photos of any hotties,, how bout I go scrum some from the internet?

That last one is for any girl viewers out there. Wouldn't want you to feel left out!

Either you love bacon, or you are wrong!


Wilma said...

hmmmm ... a close look at leopard lady makes me think perhaps of leopard lad? I believe I detect some not-so-lady-like parts hanging on.

Dave + Dianna Rider said...

You so funny... for a rich Gringo, that is.

Anonymous said...

The person who thinks you are bad for Belize must be really stupid.
There are lots of bad people, not you.

Denise said...

Bill, why do you always post these picks of guys for us woman, we're as the guy is prettier than us women?

Anonymous said...

Brother Bill,

Today, Saturday, I had to stop at the Shell station in the village and a local started badmouthing me saying I was bad for this country. Said I was writing all kinds of shit in the Placencia Breeze. I have a feeling he mistakingly thought that I was you.

I asked the gas attendant if he was talking to me and he said he was.

I asked the local "Are you talking to me motherfucker? You better watch your mouth or I'm going to kick your fucking ass."

He shut up, but when I left I went over to Yoli's and lo and behold here he comes trotting in and starts apologizing to me about mistaking me for someone else. Brother I don.t know what you said but I have a feeling he took it out of context or he just won't accept the truth about what goes on. Some of these idiots think because they were born here that they are better than everyone else. They don't realize that some people like me have seen and been to more places in Belize than they could ever think about. A lot of them are jealous because some people do have more money than they do but they only have themselves to blame because they are too fucking lazy to get off their asses and work.