Thursday, February 24, 2011

Does the praire dog have to piss, or is she just grumpy? HUH.

Been awhile since I jotting anything down. Why you ask,, well two reasons. It has been very busy round here, and that usually means there’s no news to talk about.
Mrs. Barn takes meticulous records and she tells me we are having our best year yet!
Now I look at that 2 ways. Sure an income is nice, but I do like to fuck off. I guess it’s easier to fuck off in style if you have that income to help fund it.

Speaking of style, I drove by the rattan furniture store today and saw a sign for 50% off. So, since I never been in there I stopped to have a look.
Two things jumped right out at me.
One, even at 50% off there was not one piece of furniture in the place I could afford. Not even a bar stool.
The other was the fact that nothing, not even that bar stool would fit into ‘Chez Barnacle!
Our casa is 16x20, and with the 2 of us it is reduced to 8x10.
O.J. has about as much room in his new digs.

Photo shoots too have been scarce. But I plan to shoot some bats tonight just to see if I can get something different.
And I do have a model shoot coming next week! Stay tuned for that.

Just how scarce have Kodak moments been?
So scarce I am reduced to shooting Scurvy taking a shit!

Yep, there he is, hunched over a tiny palm tree pinching a Grumpy. Ain’t he cute?

And that should prove how much of a slump I am in.
And just to show that I think I know my readers minds, I took the liberty of zooming in on that little Grumpy doing the ‘prairedog’! You know, how they poke their little heads out and look around before they jump right out.

Oh come on,, I knew you were going to zoom in, I just saved you the click!
Your welcome.

Years ago I enrolled in a photography class and an assignment was given to shoot/develop a photo and using a simple kit make the photo into a clock.
I got a great shot of some dog taking a dump in the park, not unlike this one cept the dog was looking back at me with that ‘look’ they have when they are pinching one out. It was a classic. Don’t know what ever happened to it tho.

GoGirl Female Urination Device (FUD)

Now women can pee standing up too ... the world is finally equalized.
"You won’t be like a man. You’ll just pee like one."

Here are more of the maker's reasons to consider the pink, plastic attachment that allows women to pee standing up:

"GoGirl fits easily in your purse, pocket, or glove compartment."

"Don't take life sitting down."

"Just lower your panties, and put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal. Aim and, well, pee. Pretty simple, huh?"


sandy a. said...

why would I want to pee standing up? If yer gonna pee in public, it's not like the whole world isn't going to know......
I live in the country, by golly, and I pee outside all the time!

Anonymous said...

And then what do you do with it. Do they sell an add on? The FUD Cleaner. When will we see these on Info Macerials for Only $19.95 but call within the next two minutes and get 2 for the price of one.

Anonymous said...

Ok, you have hit a new low. Congratulations!
And I mean that in a good way.

Anonymous said...

Ok, you have hit a new low. Congratulations! And I mean that in every worst way possible.

Can't you use that considerable brain power for something else? I guess not. Sad........

Barnacle said...

Hey! look who's back!
that person who doesn't like this blog, but can't seem to not read it.
welcome, i missed you.

Thor said...

I read that at any one moment there are at least 100,000 angry people on-line, reading someone's blog and making stupid comments under the name "anonymous". I think it's a plot to give anonymous a bad name!!