Been awhile since I jotting anything down. Why you ask,, well two reasons. It has been very busy round here, and that usually means there’s no news to talk about.
Mrs. Barn takes meticulous records and she tells me we are having our best year yet!
Now I look at that 2 ways. Sure an income is nice, but I do like to fuck off. I guess it’s easier to fuck off in style if you have that income to help fund it.
Speaking of style, I drove by the rattan furniture store today and saw a sign for 50% off. So, since I never been in there I stopped to have a look.
Two things jumped right out at me.
One, even at 50% off there was not one piece of furniture in the place I could afford. Not even a bar stool.
The other was the fact that nothing, not even that bar stool would fit into ‘Chez Barnacle!
Our casa is 16x20, and with the 2 of us it is reduced to 8x10.
O.J. has about as much room in his new digs.
Photo shoots too have been scarce. But I plan to shoot some bats tonight just to see if I can get something different.
And I do have a model shoot coming next week! Stay tuned for that.
Just how scarce have Kodak moments been?
So scarce I am reduced to shooting Scurvy taking a shit!
Yep, there he is, hunched over a tiny palm tree pinching a Grumpy. Ain’t he cute?
And that should prove how much of a slump I am in.
And just to show that I think I know my readers minds, I took the liberty of zooming in on that little Grumpy doing the ‘prairedog’! You know, how they poke their little heads out and look around before they jump right out.
Oh come on,, I knew you were going to zoom in, I just saved you the click!
Years ago I enrolled in a photography class and an assignment was given to shoot/develop a photo and using a simple kit make the photo into a clock.
I got a great shot of some dog taking a dump in the park, not unlike this one cept the dog was looking back at me with that ‘look’ they have when they are pinching one out. It was a classic. Don’t know what ever happened to it tho.
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