Thursday, August 5, 2010

I think I'll pay for health care the old fashion way,, thank you.

Mrs. Barn got a chance to checkout the new ‘Obama care’ insurance system up north there.
She went to see a doctor she had dealt with in the past for some minor things.
She checked out A-OK so that’s good. Then she proceeds to tell me what it cost. Now remember we have not one scrap of insurance at all.
Doctors visit= free.
Checkup= free.
Two different batches of prescriptions= free.
Total cost of doctors visit plus drugs= fuckin free!

So I ask her how in thee hell did you get in and out of there for nothing? She just kinda shrugged, “I dunno”.
Now I’m not too sharp on this new health care stuff but got dam that’s a good deal!
Maybe the doctor just likes her?
The more I think about it, the more this photo pops into my mind.

And she just looks at me again and shrug’s, but with a sly little grin.

And speaking of die-ing. There has been a flyer circulating round BZ city about how the city would like it’s citizens to refrain from dying for the time being because the city cemetery is now full.

They are trying to locate a new location to plant folks but until they do, please do not die.
Oh, and they are sorry for the inconvenience.


sandy a. said...

damn that is a good deal!

Mango's Madness said...

Is Obama running things down there too?


RPM said...

Holy cow, I need to switch doctors! Mine is a tad more expensive.

Anonymous said...

Brother Bill,

Fuck that cemetery shit!

When I am dead, send my sorry ass body to the crematorium up in Belize City.

Burn mu up and scatter my ashes over the Maya Mountain Mountains and Caribbean Sea on the banana plane out of Independence.

kayo said...

you mustn't cast aspersions on A's payment methods... while there's another possibility... have you counted Santos' flock lately??

and here's a calculator for the Lowden Plan: