"Honey Bare Butt Bleach is a premium anal bleaching cream designed especially to lighten your anus and perineum. Why would you want to do that, you ask? Well, there are certain positions you might find yourself in that show off your assets. Ahem.
Honey Bare Butt Bleach was specially formulated for your sensitive derriere. This 2% hydroquinone blend provides just enough bleaching power to pinken your pucker without burning your browneye.
This advanced skin formula helps lighten dark pigments or spots. Honey Bare is intended for anal bleaching only.
To use Honey Bare Butt Bleach, apply a small amount of cream to the affected area until fully absorbed, twice daily."
OK, well fine. But my question is, how do you know when you need this product?
Someone would have to tell you I suppose.
"Dude/Dudette, you need to bleach that thang. Here, look at mine. See?"
Gawd, what have I sunk to now? And you thought it wouldn't get weirder than goat Smegma. Think again keemosabe.
(random shots)
I sometimes like to start the morning with a hearty, “Who the fuck are you?
3 comments:
I sometimes like to end my day with a "Shut the fuck up!"
oh that is too funny. Can you IMAGINE buying such a product? Along with a couple bottles of KY and some sandpaper....
The movie "Bruno" had a scene about butt hair bleaching! Gay guys, ya know, and the setting was in a
full-service spa :-)
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