Monday, April 26, 2010

I couldn't find a cupcake,,,

Well kiss my ass and call me Rosemary.
Guess what today is. Give up?
OK,, it’s AS THE COCONUTS DROP’s 2nd birthday!
Yup, 2 years ago I took someone’s advice and fired this shit up. And now look at us.
You degenerates have checked it out almost 73.000 times. That’s pretty cool. My flag counter has flags from 147 different countries, although I assume a lot of those are asshole spammers looking for some prey, but still. Some real off-the-wall places too like Reunion(?), Guernsey, Jersey(??), and even Canada! Whoda thunkit?
Gawd, I can’t even remember some of the shit we covered, but I do remember things like all the boobs, zombies, the Ompalumpa’s, some fisting.
Which reminds me. I regret not having my camera with me the day I wrote on a neighbors dirty back window of his SUV, “Ask me about anal fisting”. He only drove around with that for a little while.
Sarah Palin got some mention, and will no doubt get more as she is still alive and saying stupid shit.
Our road, some restaurant reviews, did I mention boobs?

I seem to remember an idea to fire up a mobile stripper pole thingy, maybe one with beer?
“Ladies and gentlemen, let’s give a warm Mental Breach welcome to our newest pole dancer, the incredible “BUSTY MILF”.

And a whole bunch of other shit I probably don’t need to bring up again.

So stick around. Maybe things will get better.

And since you girls are a bit behind,, here's 3 to help you catch up.

Your welcome

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.


RPM said...

Congrats! Steady on course, all ahead full!

Anonymous said...

Happy 2nd Barn. Believe it or not, you keep a lot of us going. It is a comfort knowing what is going on back home. Thanks so much.

Anonymous said...

Hey man! I just left the little country to go back to the USA, what a mistake! LOL I Wish I could live your life and wish you the best!

Anonymous said...

HAPPPPPYYY BIRRRRTHDAY TO "As The Coconut Droooooopppssss",
As for Boob's?
Got my vote.
What the puck is 'LATICALA'

sandy a. said...

Happy Birthday!! This blog starts my day right every time!! Cheers!

Brian said...

Bill its our birthday an after much beers my word of da day is boobs! Grab hold everyone! banacle bills cannot be held responsible for my wants!

Belizean Beach Bums said...

Congrats to you Barn!!!! I don't always comment but I always read you... even when we go back to Canada, LOL
you da best!

Sharyn and Bob

Herb & Sim said...

Congrats Barn! Honestly it´s my first and only blog I read- keep it going! Herb

batfish said...

What? Only two years? Oh, on blogger. Keep it and the boobs up!! I'm going to try the the booze an bats thing with Cruzan Rum since we can't get One Barrel here.
Party-on Barn!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy 2 year anniversary.

The things I have enjoyed have been the hummingbirds, bats and great phots you guys have taken, and the great humor.

But I hate to say, there hasn't been any mention of a spork in quite some time. Are you out of them, all spork'ed out, so to speak?