I couldn't find a cupcake,,,

Well kiss my ass and call me Rosemary.
Guess what today is. Give up?
OK,, it’s AS THE COCONUTS DROP’s 2nd birthday!
Yup, 2 years ago I took someone’s advice and fired this shit up. And now look at us.
You degenerates have checked it out almost 73.000 times. That’s pretty cool. My flag counter has flags from 147 different countries, although I assume a lot of those are asshole spammers looking for some prey, but still. Some real off-the-wall places too like Reunion(?), Guernsey, Jersey(??), and even Canada! Whoda thunkit?
Gawd, I can’t even remember some of the shit we covered, but I do remember things like all the boobs, zombies, the Ompalumpa’s, some fisting.
Which reminds me. I regret not having my camera with me the day I wrote on a neighbors dirty back window of his SUV, “Ask me about anal fisting”. He only drove around with that for a little while.
Sarah Palin got some mention, and will no doubt get more as she is still alive and saying stupid shit.
Our road, some restaurant reviews, did I mention boobs?

I seem to remember an idea to fire up a mobile stripper pole thingy, maybe one with beer?
“Ladies and gentlemen, let’s give a warm Mental Breach welcome to our newest pole dancer, the incredible “BUSTY MILF”.



And a whole bunch of other shit I probably don’t need to bring up again.

So stick around. Maybe things will get better.







And since you girls are a bit behind,, here's 3 to help you catch up.




Your welcome




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