Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I can smell hops, barley, and malt! UPDATED WITH PHOTOS.

Somewhere near 72 48 hours and counting,,,


Yellow caution tape ready, check.
Ipod warmed up, check.
Padding placed on sharp areas around house, check.
Knives, sporks put away, check.
Safety nets installed around DoubleWide, check.
Back-up bottle opener in place, check.


















Nearest AA meeting canceled, check.
Favorite drinkin shorts and tank-top washed, check.
Neighbors warned to stay away, check.
Guinness book of records alerted, check.
CNN notified, check.
Beer distributor alerted of upcoming surge in demand, check.

As you can clearly see, I have laid in provisions enough for the weekend BENDER!
And as RPM commented in the comment section,
"Bridge to Liver, BATTLE STATIONS BATTLE STATIONS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"


















And Mrs. Barn caught me pre-stockin the DoubleWide for the upcoming battle.

Every Ying must have its Yang. I know it’s hard to appreciate that when you’re Yanging over the sink the morning after.

5 comments:

RPM said...

The hops futures market sounds like a great investment right now.

BUY BUY BUY!!!

RPM said...

And a follow up...

Battle Stations Liver: Set Material Condition Zebra!

Anonymous said...

Brother Bill,

Better get stocked up on that Beliken
before Good Friday. Never fails the beer is gone or they aren't allowed to sell it.

Look, be careful they did the atom collider thing the other day in Geneva, Switzerland and did not create a black hole.
However, I am concerned there could be a serious accident at the
double wide. We don't want a black hole in Maya Beach so be really careful about your fuel intake. Power up in accordance with correct procedures. Good Luck!

Anonymous said...

I happened to drive by today, noticed an empty case of Sunrise Wine in the dumpster. Seems like maybe we have had a pre party party?
Tried to buy beer at the store. Quote: "sorry, Barn was just here and we are sold out". Talk about hedging the market. Oh and I'm running low, How much?
TC
ps
the word varification? What the heck is "fanding"?

Barnacle said...

FUCK! I didn't see the cord,, i coulda hid it,, DOH!