Separated at birth?

Wholey shit. I know it’s kinda creepy but hey, you gotta admit, Sarah Palin and I have allot of similarities.
The more I dig into the roots of this family tree, It's tough to tell who is the sap.
Just look at some of these coincidences.
She grew up in Alaska, I grew up in Colorado.
She played basketball in junior high, I would get stoned on the basketball court right before ditching the rest of the day.
She likes to hunt, kill, skin, and eat moose, I love moose chili (probably, never had any. But I do like buffalo)
She is married with a bunch of kids, I am married with a dog and cat.
She is religious, I am a devout atheist. (learning voodoo over an internet course)
She got into politics and was elected governor of Alaska, I joined a union and became shop steward.
She ran for V.P. and lost, I was up for the foreman job but lost.
She quit her job to pursue ‘other lofty avenues’, I quit my job to pursue downing Belikins in Belize.
She wrote had someone else write a book about her, I write a blog about stuff.
She is a total fucking idiot, and so am,,, hey, wait a minute!

So it would seem I am destined to write a book, go on tour, and rake in the dough.
Here is a sneak peak at the cover.





And as soon as you get a chance, check out the new Mad comics. Sarah playing “BlunderWomen”! Watch as she battles the evil David Letterman, and fends off the imaginary Death Panels.
(nice ass they gave her)