Monday, October 12, 2009

Put a thong on that mutt,,,!

OK, fine. No one has claimed these skimpies and frillies lying round here so I guess I’ll just wear them myself. Work them into the rotation so’s maybe the spotted ones come up on the day I attack Mrs. Barn. No way would she be able to resist that!
I tried wearing thongs but they were very uncomfortable. Then, I read that I had been wearing them backwards!

We have been sitting round here all by ourselves for a long time now. Business has been way,, slow.
But last week we had a flurry of drama! I won’t get into the details but,, it involved a mom, daughter and her fiancé. During their whirlwind 3 day stay, we had wedding plans made; a marriage broke off, a crying mom and daughter, and a mom who, during one crying jag, revealed she was a lesbian ob/gyn!
Whew! All that’s behind us and we are back to our usual boring life.

Found Scurvy a new girl who can protect him from the neighborhood bullies. They won’t want to fuck with Big Wendy!

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.


Belizean Beach Bums said...

Is that dog on steroids or what??


sandy a said...

Holy cow, Maybe we should try to make things more exciting when we come to stay!

J©E said...

Nice have skills.

Anonymous said...

She is definately NOT one of our Belizean potlickas....Looks like she has never missed a meal or a work out...I wish I had muscles like that!

Carole said...

Saw her last night on Inside Edition or one of those shows. She's a greyhound with a muscle disorder that makes her have double every skeletal muscle.