Put a thong on that mutt,,,!

OK, fine. No one has claimed these skimpies and frillies lying round here so I guess I’ll just wear them myself. Work them into the rotation so’s maybe the spotted ones come up on the day I attack Mrs. Barn. No way would she be able to resist that!
I tried wearing thongs but they were very uncomfortable. Then, I read that I had been wearing them backwards!

We have been sitting round here all by ourselves for a long time now. Business has been way,, slow.
But last week we had a flurry of drama! I won’t get into the details but,, it involved a mom, daughter and her fiancé. During their whirlwind 3 day stay, we had wedding plans made; a marriage broke off, a crying mom and daughter, and a mom who, during one crying jag, revealed she was a lesbian ob/gyn!
Whew! All that’s behind us and we are back to our usual boring life.

Found Scurvy a new girl who can protect him from the neighborhood bullies. They won’t want to fuck with Big Wendy!




You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.