Maybe the rains will bring on some mushrooms for photos. Maybe I will find one shaped like a boob?
Some news I have read,, Michael Jacksons kids are going to have to live on an allowance, just like I did when I was a kid and so many others. I suppose the idea is to teach you how to live within your means and that kinda shit. I don’t really remember but I think I got around 50 cents a week for doing small daily chores, take out the trash and what-not. Must not have taught me much cause I still suck with money.
But MJ’s kids may have an easier go of it. They will receive 86,000$ per month! 86,fucking thousand! Per month!!
“Now little Blanket, (he named one kid Blanket), remember there’s 31 days in this month. Try to make this last.”
Fuck!
In local news, I read this morning that a Madisco truck was robbed up near the dump. A truck full of bandits forced them over and took the drivers chain and cellphone before getting in the back of the truck where the real booty was kept. Just like robbing a stage coach back in the old west!
Once in the back of the truck, they made off with cigrits, biscuits, Clorox and soap powder!
Police are investigating.
Look at this shot of the space shuttle launch I stole from a flickr friend! Pretty cool huh?
And the drinkin area of the DoubleWide.
None today! Tomorrow, twice as much!
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Hey Barnacle,
Some words of wisdom on this independence weekend from a master...
Cheers,
Nick
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-- Frank Zappa
HAPPY INDEPENENCE DAY BELIZE! Barn I see no empties so times are tough eh? And wheres the banana?
what a hoot for a boring Monday night! Just had to tell ya.....you are famous in computer land and don't even know it....
I got 50 cents too.....i am good with money as long as i don't have anyone else in tow.....otherwise; where's the next round coming from!? can't you sell your bat fotos? got to figure out how.....but, till then lots and lots of people love them!
I don't mean to sound all Martha Stewartish or anything BUT....
I've learned that if you keep milk jugs or large plastic containers filled with water frozen in your freezer you have something to put your beer on to keep it cold when the lights go out. If you happen to be comatose when the lights go out it keeps your freezer stuff from thawing out. Also, saves on electric bill when the freezer is full.
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