Wednesday, August 5, 2009

We need the midgit porn circus to visit town!

Still nothing. No vampires, zombies, burglars, douche bags, Michael Jackson sightings, nothing.
I did read that they are still looking for M.J.’s brain? Apparently, it’s been misplaced.
We got some business finally. And more on the way so we may have some beer money soon!
The GOB says it will take years to get the Kendal Bridge replaced. It has been over a year and they are still trying to figure out what to do? I for one am not impressed by this new set of politicians running the show.
Now that the road crew has all but passed us, the traffic has been very light. They are still down by Chucks working there now but heading this way! The major work with the fill and graders is now up by Mango’s and Ray’s house. The oil guys, or whatever they are called, are following.
We got a little ramp for our parking area so it’s easier to get in and out now.

The only good photos to come round latly is this one Mrs. Barn shot yesterday morning at 0515.
She said by the time she walked the rest of the way to the beach, the light was gone!







Douche Bag:

The scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or over sized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser douche bags just rolled into the club and not surprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

3 comments:

Carole said...

Those women were probably all worn out anyway. No tread. Sort of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway :-) (heard that last night on "Family Guy")

sandy a said...

that is a gorgeous picture!!

Pete said...

Would it be possible to get some updated road pictures? Curious to see the changes from the airport north. We have a house north of the airport and are looking forward to the new road.
Thanks,
Pete