She's Baaaaaack,,,

Well let’s see, what all did I fuck up while she was gone.

• I used the checkbook when I should have used cash.
• I didn’t change the sheets.
• I didn’t keep the table clean.
• There was hair in the bathroom sink.
• The area where the cat eats was a pit.
• I never washed the truck.
• I ordered some shit and used the wrong credit card.
• I didn’t clean the screens.
• I failed miserably at the shopping trips.
• Seems the place was generally a dump.

Areas where I shined,,

• Me, the dog and cat are all alive.
• I did not get arrested.
• I had cash left over!
• Her side of the bed was untouched.
• I was only seen at a bar on 3 different occasions.
• I won 3 beers and a t-shirt.
• There is still beer in the house.
• I made new friends with the turkey family.


All things considered, I think I did a pretty dam good job!
Thankyouverymuch.



Bacheloroni & cheese:

a bachelor food: the combination of macaroni & cheese with any other food, most commonly a condiment.
macaroni & cheese + salsa = bacheloroni & cheese