You,, into rehab with your ass,,,

Gonna slow down, knock ‘er back a notch. Been guzzling too much beer again.
I woke up this morning and my liver was lying next to me, crying!
So maybe in the meantime I can come up with some weird shit to blog about!
But for now,, check out that last comment in the ‘poopin’ post!
I tell ya,, her and her boyfriend are sumptin else. What,, I don’t know.

Neighbor:

When marijuana is sparked the person who calls neighbor will get the next hit. It must be called as soon as it is announced a bowl will be smoked.

Heather-"Yo, bitches i'm 'boutta fire up this blunt f'real"

Emily-"Neighbor!"