Thursday, May 21, 2009

Did that condom just speak?

It’s spring time at ‘Chez Barnacle and you know what that means,,, COLONBLOW!
What was it, last week I gave my system a good cleansing? Well, we noticed that one of the rentals was acting a bit sluggish as well. Time to ‘cleanse’ it too!
Julio came by and dug up the leach pipe and dismantled it.

It was all but plugged solid,, just like me! And just like me it had roots growing in and out of it’s drain holes.

As he lifted one section up and all the goo plooped out, what’s the first thing we see? A condom! Rubber, Jimmy Hat, Wrapper, rain coat, whateva you call ‘em, there it was in all it’s used up glory.

<-----<< see it?

Oh, if it could only talk,,,the stories it could tell!

Along time ago we learned to put honeymooners and/or single couples in the cabana furthest from us,, for a good reason. But that didn’t solve the whole problem. Next we put cd players and cd’s in each room hoping that the vacationers would take the hint and use them.
Well, some do and some don’t. More than once we have, on very calm evenings, said ‘fuck it, let’s go to Mango’s, I can’t listen to this anymore”.
Now it would seem we also need to add one of those cute little signs by each toilet. The ones like ‘don’t put anything in the toilet that has not been in your mouth first’. Although, that doesn’t exactly hold true with the condoms. Or, how bout ‘DON’T TOSS YOUR FUCKIN RUBBERS IN THE TOILET”.
Who knows what all is taking place after we give them the keys?
Any suggestions for a cute sign will be considered!

UPDATE: As for The Notorious Two of Mental Breach, our very own federal fugitives, I have nothing new to report. I assume they are back in Fla. And will be spending some time in the pokie. I would like to hear what happens to them and the girl, and if I ever do I will pass along what I hear.

It’s odd that our other known scofflaws, Peter and Roel are still free and enjoying life (as far as I know), and yet Steve and Trina are the ones going to jail.
But I guess if life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

UPDATE: Wholly crap! I found that MySpace page that was mentioned in the comment section.
Praise God, blessed, lord jesus, angles, lord and savior, miracles, prayer, joy and peace, the healer,,, are mentioned over and over and over again in granma's one paragraph post!
I'd run away from home too!!!


A very smart invention to decrease the population and std's

1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom


Anonymous said...

If you dig deap enough, you will find Trina's mother's "my space". It says there that Trina and Steve are in Dade County Jail. Karissah is still in hands of the American Embassy in
Belize until tomorrow, when a family member will pick her up and return her to florida and into the custody of Trina's parents. It is so sad for Karissah, and she must be scared out of her mind right now....poor kid.

deb said...

Let's comment on her blog.....and tell her what a wonderful granddaughter she has and it was nice to have with us for a few years....

sandy a. said...

SOmeone post a link to the blog please.
And also, I dont' guess I ever knew what exactly charges they were picked up for? It must have been something that made it worth the FBI spending $$ to come all the way down there for.

Anonymous said...

They were on the run for drugs, meth to be specific, and kidnapping. They lost custody of the kid, grabbed her and ran. They are in jail where they need to be. Sad, about the kid for sure.

Barnacle said...

my problem is that i always associated meth lab folks as degenerate assholes.
steve and trina were not that.
not that i ever saw anyway,,,

Anonymous said...

Have you ever heard of I really think you have a winner there Barn. Colette