I have to comment on the nature of the responses of me Matey's out there. I ain't no good at dis "Pirate Speak", but I would like to invite me wenches over to board the plank, both backwards and forward, for ladies night. Different view, different place. And we can talk about unshackling da Barnacle, after ransom demands have been met. Us wenches are very desirable women, knowing how to stand up with our men in play, luv and war. This is war. Us wenches need to show that we have both the booty and bounty, and will release the revered one, de Barnacle in due time. I want to kick up me eels, hear the moon and drink arrr grog!
11 comments:
nice wench!!
so are you saying your place weds?
This wench will be there...grogg in hand...booty??...well now...let's see...am holding booty out for me own pirate, but I can walk the plank with the best of em!!
Cheers!
Pamela....Godess of the Abyss
Wenches have 1/2 the bounty and all the booty.
Aye, now me sees. :-(
Dis be the outcome of a weekly drunken coven of wimmin, who rag aboot men, puff up their chests, and say wimmin rule. Yada yada yada. they come home with a bad attitude, angst and disdain towards the men folk and an uncontrollable urge to rule the roost so they can go back next week and tell their coven how they RULED their men.
Witches or Wenches? For starters none of you are any good at “Pirate Speak”
Only a really bad wench would be made to walk the plank (almost certain death)
Yet witches luv to tell of their passing trials of fire and water!
And wenches don't gather in groups. Hmmm, but who does?
It may be “cute” to call yersef a wench...but IMO ya ain't got what it takes.
woe be to barn,,,hang in there matey
*** in memory of Ariel, a wonderful joyful wench***
I never knew Barn was into bondage. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me" Barnacle 2007
Yo Ho Ho
I'll wager the Barnster is off stuffing his gut with burgers and steak in the rockies.
Bobster
I must say, Pamela can walk the talk and talk the walk. Either way, no matter the state of mind, stay out of her way when walking the plank for ye will get wet.
I do believe a raid is in store. For the Barn is in trouble and needs rescuing. Pirate's must stick together. I say we Pirates gather in the usual secrete location within the next 5 days to plan the attack to free the Barn from his Wench's torture. Unless the Barn post otherwise. (He may like the whips and chains.)
Pirate's? We must Unit. A Raid is in order by land, by sea and by air if necessary.
Captain Jack Rackem
ps. RPM? Wench's have all the bounty and ALL THE BOOTY.
Never underestimate a gaggle of WENCHES, they fight dirty and know all our soft spots!!!
Avast Anonymous!!!!
Ye must be on the black ship so show such bravery! if'n yourn step not be watched, ye be findin yerself black spotted
Nay, there be no hornswaggling of these wenches.
Ye best look lively there if yer bones have any value!
Now stop ye whining ye yellow bellied, lily-livered landlubber!
Aye Matey,
Have no fear your Bro will be to the rescue.
I be bringing my big cannon (model 6" spermblaster) to take care of them wenches.
When I blast my load in them wenches they be
on their knees when I cum for dem.
They be beggin for mercy or moaning, one or the other.
Captain Cum
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