Friday, March 20, 2009

WWJD to make the turds swirl?

It must be spring. For the last few daze at 0430, there has been a bird explosion her at ‘Chez Barnacle.
The trees are jam-packed with grackles who are yuk –ing it up for about an hour or more! Then the Chachalachas chime in with their screechin,, might as well get outa bed cause there ain’t no sleepin thru it. And let us not forget our little buddies the woodpeckers!

Hows yer health? Try some of this stuff. Noni juice is localy made and is said to cure just about everything that could be wrong with you. ‘cept a bad attitude. Says right on the lable that it tastes great. Their lyin! Tastes terrible. But you develop a taste for it and soon you can gag down a shot without urping it back up.


We have a plant here that puts out the fruit and I have googled up directions on how to make the juice. Fuck that, Nina sells it already juiced up so we buy those.
Good fer what ails ya!















Equipment failure here at ‘Chez Barnacle. The handle busted off the toilet in a rental. I can’t find a spare and won’t be in the village till later. So I swapped the handle from our own personal throne so they could get by. Cause that’s the kinda guy I am! what Jesus would do.
















Messed around shooting bats again last night. I don’t know when I’ll be able to improve on what I already have.
This little guy seems to be sportin a little woody! How cute is that?
(as with most woody's, click to enlarge)




I only drink to get rid of hangovers, and sometimes it takes all night.

6 comments:

ESVA said...

"as with most woodies, click to enlarge"---Got a good chuckle from that one... Can't wait to get home from work. "Hey Sweetie! How about a double-click?

Belizean Beach Bums said...

it looks like they are rolling in that banana, love the toilet handle
Sharyn

Anonymous said...

Maybe the boy bat thinks the other bat is preoccupied with the banana, so he's gonna slip her HIS banana while she's unsuspecting! HAHA!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wait till your noni tree starts to bear fruit! The ripe fruit smells like an overflowing septic tank in the summer heat! Smells almost as bad as the stuff tastes! I use it daily though as it is realy good for you. I mix one shot glass of noni with a glass of OJ. You can hardly taste it then.

Anonymous said...

And as the old saying goes

Why can't women judge distane?

Cause men have been telling them for years that 3" is actaully 6"!

Anonymous said...

Hey Bill, did you know John (guitar John that is) has mastered the art of making noni? His is the real pure thing -- and he sells cheaper than Wallens. Let me know if you want to try his - stop by when you are in the village. Kathy (this is my first post - wish I where wittier).