Friday, March 27, 2009

CAUTION: No swear words in this post,,

OK,, as awk-ward as it is to talk about, maybe I should just clear this whole un-employed stuff up.
I had been having some problems at work. The boss had been making lewd sexual advances towards me. Even touching and groping me in inappropriate ways. Sometimes several times a day!
Been going on for years now. I put up with it because I needed the job.
Still, I can’t help but think I am somewhat responsible. Just look at me, a veritable carnival of lurid man-flesh!
I know, I know, you all are saying how can that be? You have been self employed all this time? You were your own boss!
True, true. But even I couldn’t keep my hands off of me. I had to do something. My co-worker, Mrs. Barn never had a clue what was going on either. While she is considered self employed and she too is considered her own boss, and yet her boss never gropes her? At least not to my knowledge. Now me, as her co-worker, have in the past done some groping hanky-panky with her. Usually near the lunchroom during breaks. But it was fairly well received as it was always new stuff.

Since I have relieved myself from the work atmosphere, there has been considerable less groping being done, to me, by my old boss, who would be me,,,?

I hope this helps.

Sexual Harassment:

1. Persistent unwanted romantic advances
2. Any act that can be perceived by the receiving party as a sexual advance
3. A sexual advance

1. Girl: I told you I already have a boyfriend.
Obessessed Loser: But I love you! Please marry me.
Chick: Hell no! Go away, damnit!

2. Girl 2: How the hell did you get my dress, and why are you rubbing it?
Laundromat Guy: You just handed it to me, ma`am. I`m just getting this sticker off, like you asked me to.

3. a-when one little panda pulls on another little panda`s unerwear. That makes me a sad panda.
b-when one little panda sticks his furry little willy in another little panda`s ear. That makes me a very sad panda.
c- Girl 3: Did you just slap my ass and say "Break me off a peice of that"?
Dude: Sorry, is that what I said? What I meant to say is "I want to take you back to my place and get anal". Is that better?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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