It's for you,, it's Oprah,,,

Everybody all clear on my un-employment situation,, right? The last post should have done that.
It took a lot for me to come forward and I feel like a huge weight has been lifted from me.
On the up-side, looks like I will be making the talk-show circuit to tell my side of all this.
Oprah contacted me almost immediately after I posted my gut-wrenching, heartbreaking story.
I see on the answering machine that Leno and Jerry Springer have left messages.
I need to get the word out to as many as possible that this type of behavior cannot be tolerated, well, unless you are being harassed by Sarah Silverman!!! That would be fun.
Here is a clip from the interview I did with Oprah. Since she would not authorize it's release, I had to animate the figures a bit, but you will get the idea.

Here is a few shots Mrs Barn got of Scurvy stalking his prey.






Power to be out all day today.










































Your boss tells you to “Shape up or ship out,” and you reply, “You mean like a cruise ship? Are the drinks expensive on cruise ships?”