A post about boobs but with no photos of boobs?

Valentines day. What a joke. It’s a holiday created by retailers who desperately needed a major holiday to fit in-between xmas and Easter. A way to pry money from all the poor sap husbands who bought into it.
If you’re pressured into showing your affection one day a year, your already in trouble, might as well go out broke too. It’s the rat-race mentality as well. Gotta do it. Kinda like partying till midnight on new years eve. WTF? I can do that any night of the year, well, as long as I nap all afternoon. The point is, I wouldn’t consider going camping over Memorial Day weekend. I sure as hell won’t hit the bars on New Years Eve either! I don’t need a specific date on the calendar to show how I feel about my wife. And I can do it without the pressure to buy crap.

And to the women who get a bit whizzed off because their husband didn’t spring for the 50$ roses, or the 100$ dinner, I feel bad for you. You should appreciate what you have.
We all express our feelings in different ways. Men and women are different. If you didn’t know that, then you’re welcome!
Some women want their spouse to be more sensitive, for instance. They say that it’s OK to cry. They say they want their husband to cry. For the first 30 seconds it’s all right, and then they’re all ‘why the fuck did I marry this hamster?”
Remember, You should also know this about men. Men aren’t designed to be introspective. We don’t always know how we’re feeling. We don’t know what we’re feeling. So don’t ask.
Your vagina goes inward, you introspect. Our penis points outward, we want to knock things over with it.

Enough rant for today.
IN YER FACE OPRAH!


As promised, here is proof that Chachalacha’s are not as timid as most folks think. At one point, I had 3 of them chewin on that banana!
Next up,, the woodpeckers.







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