Didn't Ralph Cramdon drive a bus too? (part II)

Nearly twenty years ago we said our ‘I do’s’
Then we swapped motocross boots for your shoes.
We camped and partied thru-out the Colorado Mountain range
It would be a good ten years before we needed a change

That change brought us here to Belize
Me, Lucy, Ethel, and Adriane my main squeeze.
Lucy and Ethel have passed on so they rest in peace
Replaced by a mutt named Scurvy, the unruly beast

Our other ‘child’ is the cat known as “FuzzNutts”
He survived a Boa attack, that takes some guts
Although our days may not be spent in total bliss
This part of our life I’m glad we won’t miss

We don’t need anything but each other
Well, sometimes I do have to phone my mother
But we are perfectly happy spending time at home
Away from the doublewide it is pretty rare we roam

It’s Valentine’s day and I said I would write down some words
Just be happy they ain’t all about time traveling turds
So maybe later after a few cold beers
We could take out the skin bus and see how it steers

I washed it and got it all waxed up real nice
I even got out the vacuum and cleaned under the cushions for lice
We could just take a short spin around the block
But that would be no fun because that distance we could walk
I say we make a long journey so’s I don’t look like a clown

I SAY WE TAKE THAT SUM’BITCH ALL THE WAY TO TUNA TOWN!!


Happy Valentines day Moumers!


Mrs. Barns heart art.