St. Valentines day. Whoop-Dee-freekin-doo. Just another ‘holiday’ me and the missus don’t care much for, and that is most of ‘em. I see every restaurant/resort in the tri-state area is having some kinda special. I mean everyone! Well, I have not seen the advertisements for a couple here in the breech but they might have something going as well.
So just to be ‘in the spirit’, I told Mrs. Barn I would spend the day thinking up a nice poem for her. And,, serve her
Well, truth be told, I’m hoping I can take the skin bus to tuna town!
Isn’t that what Valentine’s day is all about? Or for you Canadians, ‘all aboot’?
So check back later to see if I can come up with a poem worthy of that bus ride!
Vampoon:
Vampire raccoon that can only be kept away by peeing around the perimeter
Skyler: "I just pee'd around the tent!"
Babs: "Sweet! Now the vampoons won't come at night!
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This was stolen completly by meself from DC at Boston's legal ass. I'm sure he won't mind but ya never know.
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
"Skin bus to tuna town"??? Oh, how romantic!
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