We went to the village yesterday. Picked up a couple juicy tidbits for ya!
Heard about the crime wave plaguing a certain bar. Seems there was a suspected purse snatcher taking advantage of tourists. Tho never proved it was suspected of a certain individual.
Then, (queue ominous music), on New Year’s Eve, CAUGHT red handed!
So, a purse snatcher huh?, The first thing I assume is a crack head doing his thing. They will do about anything for some smoke.
But this turns out to be a white woman in her 50’s! skinny little thing so maybe she is on crack?
We have seen her around for awhile and she would kinda creep us out. Always staring at you thru some real dark sunglasses. No one really liked her that I hear. Her name is Vicki Somethingorother.
A couple tourists reported their purses missing, Vicki tries to take the heat off her by saying it was the Maya basket women who just left. Bartender finds the purses in the bathroom, empty, and sics the cops on her. The cops find her on the beach WITH the booty in her lap!!
The tourists were leaving the next morning so they didn’t want to deal with the whole press charges thing, so they got their stuff back and our perp walks free!?!
Vicki has been booted from all the bars and as word spreads, I would think it’s just a matter of time she is basically run outa town.
I/we knew there was something up with her but never figured this!
And here I go, wrongly laying blame on an innocent, upstanding crack head when all along it was the dreaded 50 yr old white women!
Edit: Since the cops are not going to do anything to this alleged perpetrator,
how do you feel she should be dealt with? Vote in the poll.
I was awarded the "Purple Liver" medal, for 'drinking above and beyond the call of happy hour'.
5 comments:
Either a freakin' crackhead, or just mentally deranged (without the help of chemicals). I doubt that there is meth there.....yet.
You seem sure your information is solid, Barn so I won't question it.
Still, some of the best people in the area have been accused (sometimes by credible people) of pretty awful things. Once I've gotten back to the source, what I've heard is often distorted or not true.
I'd double check before you take a step like heating up the tar and feathers.
nope,, straight from the bartender that caught her, and double confirmed as well!
you know it has to be true,, you read it here!!
Well that's pretty solid alright.
unfortunelately, there is meth in the city and no telling where else in Belize these days....on a news item in the states the other day (creole "other day") about overseas making and selling!
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