GoodBye Fred Flintstone foot!

Looks like some good news here at ‘Chez Barnacle. Bout time!

I went to Denver as you may know in early july.

Welp it seems I musta treated that trip like a Roman orgy! I bet I slobed down more Coors beer in 10 days than I would Belikin’s in 15 days! I did not eat much junk food at all, unless you count those 6 tacos at Jack-off-in-the –box, or that nasty burrito at the Gas-n-Fart. And I have no recollection of eating a sack of 7-11 Jalapeno dogs, but I am told I did? Otherwise I was good.

It had to be the Coors.

Anyway, gout has KICKED my ass ever since! First one foot, then a knee, then another foot, then an ankle, and back to the foot.

I am the type of guy who don’t go to the DR unless I cannot stop the bleeding, and so I was self-diagnosing and medicating myself. With shitty results! Scouring the interwebs, consulting my other drunken buddies who have had experience, and I saw no results, AT ALL.

So today I had enough. Caught the early flight to BZ city to see a doc.

First guy sent me down the hall to another doc.

This guy checked me all out and changed my drugs.

(side note: while standing at the pharmacy counter waiting on my drugs, I looked up and there hanging on the wall was at least 5 different types of penis pumps! And nearby was a pile of Viagra's.)

Had blood work done and for the most part I will live!

Got home and popped his new pills and I swear the swelling has already gone done in 5 hours!!

And not much pain at all. I bet in the morning it will be dancing time!

What have I learned here? Maybe, just maybe, some of my drunkin buddies should not be the source of my medical advice?

Naw,, just get second opinions!

Now,, look who just got a new Lastolite 24x24  softbox! Yea baby!

2 internal diffusers, stes up in a couple minutes, folds flat for storage, weighs nothing!

No all I need is someone else to sit in front of it,,,,,,,

The only downside of drinking in a bar day-in and day-out is you have to put up with a lot of worthless drunks.