Shhhh,, smell that?

Spring has sprung! You can smell it in the air.

And it must be really thick to the dogs.

The little one from the Gecko is ‘in the mood’ about now and has the rest of the doggie population all in a foamy lather.

She has a pack of horn dogs following her all over, but they seem to really like to turn our place into the hottest gang-bang spot going.

The last few days I have tossed water on them, thrown coconuts at them, yelled at them, you name it.

Scurvy has even taken to humping the old brown bitch with the droopy tits!? And she lets him??

Poor old guy was just now laying in the yard moanfully howling like some horny old bastard who just sniffed up a slut and is trying to talk her into a little action before happy hour.

How long will this last?

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.