Thursday, December 15, 2011

Choke choke,, OWW,, MY NUTS!!!

Trouble right here at 'Chez Barnacle.
Two of Scurvy's girl friends, groupies, have been hanging round here just a bit too much.
We both have way to much of a soft spot to give them the boot, but they can't stay here either.
I am told the mother is called 'Peanut Brittle Ice Cream Pie, and the daughter is just plain 'ol 'Vanilla'.

Both sweet little mutts that belong to the watchman at the Mennonite construction camp up the road. I guess they just like it here. Maybe i should quit feeding them?

Someone explain to me just how much alcohol it would take for the owner of a hi-end resort to choke one of his own paying guests?
And how humiliated would that same owner be when the choke-e retaliated with a grab to the owners ball sac and let loose a 10 second squeeze?
And then factor in the idea that it was all over a plastic chair!

Yep, amateur night for sure.

Ps.Just so you know it's not purely gossip, I heard this first hand account from the said Choke-ey! And I think his hand still smelled like balls.

I had a desire to make some egg rolls yesterday as there was a pack of wrappers in the freezer that had been in there awhile. Wrappers, not Rappers like Snoop Dogg.
So’s I goes about marinating some ground pork, shredding some carrots and cabbage, slicing up some celery and broccoli, cook it all up in some oyster sauce and badda boom, badda bing, egg rolls!

I experimented awhile back with Mexican egg rolls but it seemed the beans and cheese were the problem. I want to try again with rice, should be better. I don’t see any reason I cannot stuff anything I want into them wrappers. Do you?


1. to calm down
2. cool, tight, wicked, sick, sweet, nice, etc.
3. a little bit cold

Cassie: wow chill


Anonymous said...

The famous Mistletoe ball-grab. Heard about that. What an A-hole.

Anonymous said...

Not being in country, I am dieing to know who got their jewels almost handed to them. Can we at least have a clue? North or South of the Breach?

Barnacle said...

well let's see,, south of the breach, north of the airstrip, south of danube, north of lara beyu.
does that help any?

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Anonymous said...

Yo Barn,

First let me say "OWWWWWWW!!!!"

But could this be presented as "The Pain In Roberts Nads"?

Anonymous said...

I think we should name the new egg blog "As the Panties Drop". Will be a fun project

Anonymous said...

We need to get these guys on the Senior Citizen's UFC tour. Just make sure there is one too few plastic chairs and its on like Donkey Kong.

Anonymous said...

nut squeezen at the mistletoe ball, how "bromantic".

Anonymous said...

How about "Belikin Beer: Pop the top and watch the panties drop" or is that too long. Anyways we need to get this up and running so when can do a Christmas special, and document all the sightings of Panty Claus.

Anonymous said...

Now the instigator is claiming the chair protector threw the first punch. Strange as there were no punches and his witnesses are his wife and wife's sister.

Anonymous said...

Hi, I'm the wife of the guy who got strangled at the misoltoe ball. After several weeks I was able to talk with the owners. The owners kept telling me that my husband threw the first punch. I kept telling them that that was un true. I had 8 witnesses including owners of buisness in the area that saw the whole thing. The owners truned to me and said they had 8 witnesses also that said my husband did. They both turned around in a huff saying it was my word againts theres. Yep there right. If this happened in the states it would have been a whole different ball game. We expected at least a gentelmans aplogy. We did not expect lies from them . Now I have better understanding how all the family felt when they let OJ Simpson go. Sad.Very sad.