Friday, October 28, 2011

Sandbox play at it's best.

OK,, I got a comment from a reader who said she was tired of the butt burger she was greeted with every time she looked at the blog. And you know me, I am an obliging type guy.
So just to erase that from her eyesight, here is a short report on yesterdays Humane Society’s election meeting.

First let me be clear the only reason I attended was for one, it was held at Mango’s, and two, I knew there would be fireworks.
I’m sorry,, I really don’t care who is running the show, I know they are doing what they think is best. It all seems to work in the animals favor,, sorta.
But I am sold on Dr. Babtist. He is our go-to Dr. if Scurvy get sick.
But to watch this meeting spiral into an overblown argument about what a meeting should and should not allow, what rules should and should not be adhered to, who is right and who is wrong, blah blah blah,, was pretty depressing. Bylaws, proxy’s, rules, yadda yadda blah. Never once was anything mentioned about how the animals would benefit from the new ‘board’, just how the new ‘board’ was going to straighten out the bylaws, rules, proxys, yadda yadda blah.
In my opinion, every ounce of energy should go to the animals, not that bullshit. But,, hey, that’s just me.
I remember years ago I got pissed off because the board wanted to spend money getting business cards for board members!
There’s a cat over there that needs a,,,, foot or some shit. Spend the money there.
Anyway, emotions ran high and I no doubt will piss off SOMEONE who reads this but hey, that’s what I am for, right?

(squirrel from Denver)

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.


Anonymous said...

Yes, it was a cat fight. wrrrrrr. But if you noticed, both side's got voted out. So it's a whole new gaggle. I have high hopes or im outa there. I don't take no bullshit. Sorry you didn't make it on.

Anonymous said...

Yo Barnacle,
I have done 15 consecutive nights of surveillance in the Breach and here are my two main conclusions.

1. There is an extremely serious problem with burglaries. It requires a highly efficient, organized police action to resolve this problem. Unfortunately, the Belize Police Department is not capable of this because they are a big "JOKE". If you expect them to get the burglars, you can forget it. Unfortunately, due to the overwhelming task I will no longer be doing anymore surveillance, since it takes several personnel to accomplish the mission of eradicating this criminal activity. I suggest each household be their own vigilante. Here are some aides in protecting your property(which we have stated many times, but some people still don;t fwt it)1. Get a dog. Best bang for the buck. 2. Use deadbolt locks, if you don't have them you might want to get them. 3. Watch what you say and show in public places. Flaunting money and jewelry is not wise. Talking about that new 4 quad surround stereo system may not be such a wise idea. 4. Use lighting and motion sensor lights around your property. Lighting is a big deterrent to criminal activity. 5. Get a curlar alarm system. You can buy a wireless system at a reasonable price from someone like radio shack.

2. We have some fucking weird neighbors here in the Breach. I heard a man and his young son fishing in the lagoon at 3:00 A.M. I have heard sex orgies and drug parties at 3:00 A.M. & 4:00 A.M. I seen someone on his computer doing music at 2:00 A.M.

I don't want to get into details because it might aide any criminals that somehow got word of my comments. But if you live in the Breach, you should be very concerned. It borders on SCARY. So now that it is halloween, watch out for those ghost and goblins, and watch your weenie.

Anonymous said...

Damn , I think I'm gonna do rounds in the Breach. Sex Orgie's??? Where????? Drug Party's???? Where??? Downloading Music at 2am????? Bull crapy. That was a radio. They were downloading porn. THAT'S THE BREACH.