Monday, October 17, 2011

Batter up,,,,!

Some folks hope to win the lottery, some want to do the horizontal mambo with (insert favorite fantasy here), hell, some people even want to live a long clean life.
Me,, I want this to be the last thing a burglar sees as he is sneaking back out of where he just broke into.
That’s not too much to ask and I will most likely step up to the plate before you lay down with who’s-his/her-face.

I like my beer cold... my music loud... and my homosexuals flaming.


RPM said...

You might need a batting coach...

JRinSC said...

Be careful with that thing... you know you don't know nothing about machinery!!!

kayo said...

last night at Darwin Farm we were watching pirated TV (Dr. House) and heard one of the characters discussing the penis of the barnacle... we looked at each other, and both said "We gotta tell Barn!"

but first, of course, we had to determine if it was accurate, and sure enough, it is: "The record for the largest penis to body size ratio is held by the barnacle. The barnacle's penis can grow to up to forty times its own body length."