People ask me all the time, “will that bite me?”
My usual response is that everything either stings, bites or will fuck you up in some other fashion.
Take the sea creatures for instance. While there is defiantly shit out there that can hurt you, your chances of finding it is remote. You know not to stick your fingers into little caves or grab things with spikes all over it but occasionally the shit finds you.
I went out to the beach a couple days ago to see what was happnin when I smelled something rotten. Dead fish smell I thought. And sure enough just up the beach from me a bit was a dead stingray lying there, and he was getting ripe!
Before I tossed him back to the sea I whacked off his tail, just to get a better look at his stinger thingy.
Now I have not had the pleasure of getting stabbed by one of these, I have heard it will make you cry.
Here is a shot of it, just a touch bigger than life size.
I can see where that would surely hurt. Total length is about the same as a pencil. And believe me when I say the tip is as sharp as a needle! And you just know there is some sort of infection just ozzing to start up in you.
Ancient Maya’s apparently use to pierce their foreskins with these things. Why,, I have no clue.
Will I be poking it thru my dick? There ain’t enough beer on the peninsula.
My bartender never has to ask, “Do you want another beer?”
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