Thursday, December 23, 2010

Tits the season,,,

Bah humbug.



Of all the holidays I think this one is the worst. And people think Valentines day is for exploitation? Look how this one plays out. Each year the advertising begins earlier than the last. The decorations come out earlier as well. Each year the stores set new sales records.
And all this to celebrate a fairy tale?
A myth, a total bullshit theory?
A story so ridicules it rivals the biggest bullshit story in,,, EVER!
I’m talking bout Santa Claus.
Fat guy in a red suit, flying reindeer, little midget slaves, cookies and milk, all that horseshit.
Who thinks this shit up? What was in those cookies?
We gave up ‘celebrating’ this holiday even before I gave up on pro sports, and that was a loooooooonnng time ago.
We don’t do anything special, we don’t exchange gifts either. Mrs. Barn likes to put up a string of lights while I watch and laugh because they never work. And if you ask me they stay up much longer than they should.

So there you have my thoughts on this time of year.

But none the less,, I don’t see where this photo won’t help you get into the spirit!










I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

5 comments:

Carole said...

Christmas season has become very fractured. Kids still are told about Santa Claus and until they get wise, it's a lovely fantasy. I think peeps can make any day they wish "Christmas" but the retail sector of the economy makes the big deal of it in December. And we fall in step.

Anonymous said...

Brother Bill,

I am extremely disappointed in your
belief about Santa Claus.

Haven't you seen the latest radar on Santa's sleigh on CNN or Fox News. They are tracking Santa's every movement on that sleigh. You don't think the major news networks would ever lie to you.

Back to more serious shit. You are being forewarned that there will be some serious noise in the vicinity of your area tonight, Dec. 24th. Might sound like a gun battle going off. Just a little celebration complements of someone you might know.

Anonymous said...

To all the non drunk washed up vindictive little expats we wish you a very Merry Christmas.

Carole said...

Whoa! Who thought up that contentious phrase? Whoever you are back atcha.

Sara said...

ooooh....likin' your atheist quote. think i'm gonna borrow it. cheers y'all!