IT'S A BOY!!!!

Oh what a days it’s been. The rush of a pregnancy is out there!
But,, as I confronted my situation, the more I began to realize that I should not be burdened with this at this stage of my life. I had been eating for one but drinking for two ever since I found out I had a ‘baby-on-board’ (yesterday) and I should not keep that up either.
So,, it was with a heavy heart I decided to get an abortion.
I was rushed into the aborting area, (the DoubleWide) where I met the abortion team. One was Mrs. Barn with the video cam and the un-named nurse/bowling alley employee who would do the actual yanking of the fetus from my body. She also delivers beer, rum and condoms by the way.
After prepping the newborn all night by coating it’s breathing hole with Vaseline then covering it with that band aid to stifle it’s breathing making it much easier to remove. As you can see from the video it all went smooth.
All in all,, it was a fun experience. And I now know what to look for if it happens again.





I got some photos of the ‘lil fella just before I heaved his nasty ass out to the bush.
The small end was what he was poking out the hole at me to breath. The other end must be the brainy end? And all those little hook looking things,, well you can feel them as he is being removed.




Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.