Saturday, December 4, 2010

IT'S A BOY!!!!

Oh what a days it’s been. The rush of a pregnancy is out there!
But,, as I confronted my situation, the more I began to realize that I should not be burdened with this at this stage of my life. I had been eating for one but drinking for two ever since I found out I had a ‘baby-on-board’ (yesterday) and I should not keep that up either.
So,, it was with a heavy heart I decided to get an abortion.
I was rushed into the aborting area, (the DoubleWide) where I met the abortion team. One was Mrs. Barn with the video cam and the un-named nurse/bowling alley employee who would do the actual yanking of the fetus from my body. She also delivers beer, rum and condoms by the way.
After prepping the newborn all night by coating it’s breathing hole with Vaseline then covering it with that band aid to stifle it’s breathing making it much easier to remove. As you can see from the video it all went smooth.
All in all,, it was a fun experience. And I now know what to look for if it happens again.





I got some photos of the ‘lil fella just before I heaved his nasty ass out to the bush.
The small end was what he was poking out the hole at me to breath. The other end must be the brainy end? And all those little hook looking things,, well you can feel them as he is being removed.




Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

12 comments:

sandy a. said...

damn that MF was big! Did you get that thing before you went up North? Phil had one in his knee and he didn't let it get near that big.

DriveGoddess said...

SICK DUDE!!!! Totally sick....bot fly I presume? Gross.....ewwww! Did you lure him out with bacon fat?

Carole said...

Good work!!

Anonymous said...

YUCK!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Contratulation's, I'll be by tomorrow to pick up my cigar. Hope they are Havana's.

Mine was a still birth. Did you put it up for adoption?

TC

sue w said...

I remember when Fiona's son Liam had several of these yucky things in his little scalp.

Anonymous said...

Brother Bill,

Put that little fucker on the Barb-B-Que grill. Bet it would be right tasty.

Mr. Roarke said...

I'll make sure I pour on the Deet when I go to Cockscomb!

Miss Kenni said...

Yikes, that thing was HUGE!

Chris Sharp said...

Wow Bill, thanks for the demo on how to remove one of those little suckers. When Ms. B and I were looking to buy in Belize we had a long conversation about those bot flies but decided it was worth the risk......And now I know how to remove one! Also, keep in mind that Brenda is a pediatric nurse so she is well qualified to deliver any future bundles of joy....Can't wait to get down there, 2 weeks and counting.....

JRinSC said...

I just don't like the idea of "hooks" on the damn little bugger. That is a mean momma... make chiggers look like gnats!!

Now, go straight, and keep your legs closed like a good 'un.

Dave + Dianna Rider said...

Hey Barn,
You could'a done like 'Doctor Bugs' and let it fully mature:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_JarbNaQ10&feature=player_embedded

Just a thought...