Sunday, October 3, 2010

Gonna squirt out a puppy? Why not do it on the DoubleWide?

Looks like we may have a side business going on here at ‘Chez Barnacle.
Yep, want to usher your new one in style? Why not let the DoubleWide be the first thing he/she/it sees?
Our now experienced staff can assist you in all your needs during the procedure from washing the slime from its scaly head, to administering its first beer, to clipping its claws nails.
The staff is professional, and caring.
You’ll come for the experience, but you’ll stay cuz it’s fuckin fun!

If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, “And then I got home."

1 comment:

sandy a. said...