Am I the only one who wonders what's under Judge Judy's robe?

Ok, I know there’s some of you out there who wrote me off as several cages short of a puppy farm. Flying blind and solo into the Jungle of Bonkers. The evidence was undeniable, he gave up beer fer fuck sakes.
Well, a man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do. Admitted it was a drastic maneuver, not unlike some strategy’s used during the great war. And guess what? It paid off! Just like Churchill and Macarthur's maneuvers paid off.
My new lens, a Nikon 10.5- 2.8 fisheye has been ordered and is on the way right now in a shiney UPS truck to a house in Austin Texas, ya’ll, to be hand carried to Belize in a couppla weeks!
So yeah,, I’m gonna be fishin real soon. Yea me!




The power of beer works in more ways than I thought.


We’ve had another ‘first’ here in The Breach.
Not long after the road was paved there were a few bad accidents. I suppose that comes with every road.
We will most likely never see any ‘moving violation’ tickets for various reasons. But it looks like Mrs. Barn got the very first parking ticket!
She went to the M.B.Hotel to pick up some chicken pot pies. She wasn’t in there 5 minutes. But as she was heading back home she saw this little piece of paper flittering under the wiper blade.






Now, it's either pay the fine or have the case drug out in court for months, maybe years. Or i could slam my dick in the fridge door, equally fun. But if we pay, we will have to lay off the beer for another 2 weeks to do it. FUCK. We can’t win.








The best things in life are free. Or the price of 2-4 bullets if there's a struggle.