Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Jesus Ass-Shavin Christ! What a mess.


Here’s what kinda shit been going on since the last post,,,
Remember the 10 hour power outage? Well there were two more later that evening and the last one sent us into the dark ages. It was like being back in 2002!
Our internet never came back and the UPS switched for the last time.
Now being it’s Friday we can’t get the internet looked at till Monday so I try to track down a new UPS.
I’ll spare you the gory details but we are back up and cookin.

Then the Phlea Market was Sunday. We packed up some stuff and headed over there.
Set up our little table and waited.
We made about 120$ but we spent some too. Theres some great home made bread over there but you gotta bring your own beer, which I did.
My “Free Portrait Day” experiment?
Total, complete, and utter flop.
Not one single person would let me aim a lens at them. Not one!
So, fine. Loaded all that shit back into the truck and went to the M.B. Hotel to check e-mail. Immediately backed into a palm tree and caved in my tail gate! Fuck, again.
Let’s go home and drink beer on the DoubleWide.
Sitting there with a frosty one open and made a phone call to see how the election went.
Junie won by a landslide! He got 198 votes while Brian, the incumbent, got 49. That’s an asswhoopin!
Glen got 120 some but I think those were all just to try and keep Junie out, not to put Glen in. politics as usual.

Now, can someone kindly explain to me why the fuck there are so many Juh-hova witness’s on the peninsula?

Did someone tell them I was here? And man are they easy to spot, from a mile away!

And with that I leave you with a prayer.

Give us this day our daily boobs, and deliver us from hornyness.
Ask not what these boobs can do for you, but what you can do for these boobs.
Or,, something like that,,,
Amen and pass the beer.

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.


Anonymous said...

Yo Barn,

Didn't know about the Phlea Market on Sunday or the free portrait deal. Woulda come up from Monkey River ifn we had heard the news. Still working on the new homestead there, never enough time as I'm sure you know.

We'll be back down in October for a couple weeks, around our wedding anniversary, maybe you can get a chance at a portrait then.

Back in Minnesota now, sorry we could not meet up.

Dennis (aka Anonymous)

PS: had a first taste of the "Spanish Cheese". Does it normally taste like that or did a donkey or tapir pee in it? Really nasty, and I've eaten Liederkranz and Limburger for comparison.

Sue W said...

My ex had a plaid sport coat like that one in the 70s.

Anonymous said...

Nat Geo should give you a shout, Barn!

Anonymous said...

Nice Finger Nails.
whats a phick

Anonymous said...


A note of caution!

If you present yourself as a challenge set before a JW, they might return with 4 or 5 of their bretheren and try to gang-save you right there in the double wide. Wouldn't be pretty.