Saturday, December 5, 2009

Guns-n-Xmas,,,,,

Fuck me runnin. He I sit, in December no less, drinking a beer and thinking about a couple upcoming shin-digs. It ‘tis the season ya know. I don’t get excited about holidays. Well, maybe January 8th, that’s Elvis’s birthday! But other than that, what’s the point? Take thanksgiving for instance. I can stuff my face with food any time. July 4th, don’t need an excuse to get drunk and shoot off a few rounds from the Kimber 1911 .45 APC now do we.

New years eve is like amateur hour. Going out then is similar to going camping over memorial day weekend! Nope, not me. Hollaween? This one I could accept. Has to do with demons and getting drunk, what’s not to love? But December 25th, holds no interest to me. There’s a couple gatherings we will attend but that’s it.
But if your going to have a party on the 25th, you need this website.
PARTY FAVORS

But some folks take it further. Like to people who barf out lots of cash for lights? I don’t know.



















And look at Sarah Palin’s take on the holiday.


And talk about a great gift for anyone on your shopping list!!


THE FUCK?

4 comments:

sandy a said...

i liked that Sarah Palin pic so much I hijacked it for my Facebook! I'll bet I get a LOT of comments on that!
Thanks for helping me alienate people I didnt' like very much anyway!

Anonymous said...

Brother Bill,

I'm in agreement with you on all this fucking holiday shit. Don't need no holiday to drink beer and fuck off.

Well I actually swore off beer. Sumpin to do with yeast which produces performes which produces uric acid which fucks up my joints.

But I shall indulge in good old Belizean rum as a substitute for the Belikin.

HAPPY FUCKING CHRISTMAS AND A RATS ASS MERRY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THAT 45 CAL. PISTOL

Anonymous said...

Not a comment but an alert:

http://cheezburger.com/lolbuilder.aspx?v=5&tg=3#step2

Based on your punditkitchen photo of Palin, I also looked at some photos there.

Check it out, you may want to use it it at some time - " Hilary, showing a nice pair ..." etc.

belizeanqueen said...

hilarious