Pole dancing,, it ain't for pussies!

Well low and behold! I am getting some applications for both primary and secondary pole dancers!
Even a couple from Da Breach, (but new policy dictates I can never, ever even hint to any real person living or dead. Details later.)
Some exciting news to be sure. But, there is also a reject pile some are being tossed into. Looks like the bike will have to be one of those with the stage on the front. Will have to pull a trailer for the beer cooler I guess.

Here is ‘Bridgit the Midgit’ doin her stuff. Slidin her badonk-a-donk up and down! What a cutie-pie!















And her cousin, ‘Veleeta’. I don’t see a vertically challenged person, I see some awsome attitude! (not to mention those great midget boobs!)












I tried to do this yesterday on a Palmetto out front. I can barely type today!










And I think I can find another use for these little fellas.














It’s all in the handbook. You had one as a kid right? Don’t tell me you were deprived!!! GASP!






Then we get to the reject pile.
Do these dickweeds need a explanation why they are rejects?








And she could be a contender,, may keep her resume on file.