Fuck I hate that! Sound asleep, 0500, snoring, droolin, dreamin and then WHAM, screamin and jumpin!!
Mrs. Barn gets stung by a scorpion. Again. She keeps score. Her, she thinks about 6-8 times now. Me, one, due to my cat-like reflexes. So, it seems it’s a good thing she is around, to take all the stings for me!
I am all but positive we made it a rule years ago, NO SCORPIONS IN BED! This was a big one too. A 5 point buck! So, here we are, fresh from slumber, nekkid, eyes all glossed over with eye-hokey, dancing round trying to find this fucker in the sheets. Creepy bastards. Good thing it wasn’t a female with puppies on her back! They would be spread all over the bed! I’d have to burn it.
Got ‘em tho. And sent him on a one way tour of the septic, a fitting last stop for the fucker.
Where was the highly trained attack cat? Not anywhere near the battle I’ll tell ya that. He was at his food bowl making those ‘feed me’ sounds.
Update: She sez her lips, fingers and toes are numb and tingly. Sez it’s her worst reaction yet! Bummer.
So,, I have finally got YouTube figured out and can actually post videos now but my new challenge is downloading free music. I was looking for a few tunes and didn’t want to barf out for a whole year subscription to some service. Itunes won’t deal with me and did ‘t have what I was looking for anyway.
I try LimeWire and FrostWire. Jackpot! With frostwire I find my song and download it. Not so fast asshole,, it won’t play? Took 10 minutes to download, shows it’s a 3.4kb file, but is only 00:01 in duration? Should be 4:17 as the video shows. So here I am, back battling technology.
Any suggestions? Anyone? Anyone? Beuler?
But if anyone has this tune already on file, wanna mail it to me? It’s just something from my past I want to put on the ipod. And I am working on getting my hair to look like the guy second from the right!
Actually it did! As I was jumpin round chasing that fuckin scorpion!
Yesterday, SUCCESS! Yep, although it is not been caught on camera,, yet,, I finally got the chachalacha’s to eat outa my hand! Two of em’. Who sez these things spook easy? All was going just fine till they erupt in their usual scream,, “CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT”, as FuzzNutts meanders out onto the deck. Even tho he is visually impaired, he makes bird photo ops tough! Not the correct prop for most shoots.
Spank bank
A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes.
1."yo, 2 o'clock, see that thong?" "yeah, that's going in the spank bank"
9 comments:
I wonder if Adriane is getting more and more allergic each time she gets stung? Tell her the best remedy for a scorpion sting is infusions of chocolate!!
Hi Sandy,
I hope I'm not getting more allergic, as I don't have a good track record. I liked the idea of an infusion of chocolate! I did asked Bill to make me some "Comfort Food" for breakfast. I hope my "symptoms" are due to the fact that I got struck by a 5 point buck scorpion, with lots of venom. I feel like someone shot me with Novocaine in my tongue, lips, hands, and feet. Symptoms have lasted past the 12 hour mark. And this is number 8??? I've lost track. Damn scorpions. I hope they find Bill next time!!! Actually, that's a terrible thing to say, I know. But come on ... 8 to 2. Why me?
Actually, that's a terrible thing to say, I know. But come on ... 8 to 2. Why me?
Clearly, you did not read the post.
Did you not see the 'cat-like reflexes' comment?
She keeps score. Her, she thinks about 6-8 times now. Me, one, due to my cat-like reflexes. So, it seems it’s a good thing she is around, to take all the stings for me!
Cat-like reflexes my ass. I did too read the post, and it did not say that. So not fair ... Bill changed the blog after I first read it. I was thinking about starting a blog called "He say, she says". What do you all think??? Comments please.
"Please check back often as I update when the mood hits me."
Again,, you have not read the text provided. This snippet is provided at the very top of the first page.
In the future, I would recommend you check for 'updates' before you make a comment, BE-OTCH!
Again,, you have not read the text provided. This snippet is provided at the very top of the first page.
In the future, I would recommend you check for 'updates' before you make a comment, BE-OTCH!
And this is called entertainment. If you don't call be Be-otch I won't call you an anal orifice. Deal? Come on ladies ... he said, she said ... we'd all have stories .. wouldn't we?
BE-OTCH,,
there's a chance I misspelled it,,
Anal orifice ... no misspelling there.
I try LimeWire and FrostWire. Jackpot!...
Any suggestions? Anyone? Anyone? Beuler?
It's not free, but those rooshkies don't ask for much. About $0.99 per album.
http://www.legalsounds.com/
Adriane,
Maybe a mosquito net over the bed?
Might be impossible to find down there, but maybe I could ship one?
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