Remember when this blog was all sweet and cuddly? Me either.

JESUS ASS-SHAVIN CHRIST! The road is B-A-D! All this rain and no grader and it looks like the Baghdad airstrip out there! By the time I get out of my parking area, I have hit my head on the roof, chipped a tooth and spilt my beer! Our veggie man, Greg, sez it is really bad going north. I’ll get to check out south in a few days. But, I believe I saw a grader go by today.

The blog hit some snags this morning. Know why? Anyone? Anyone? Beuller??
BTL that's why. Had trouble getting connected. Also, ‘New Music Monday’ is postponed until that server gets it shit straight as well.
But on the good news side, the sun came back! None too soon either. If this kept up I was going to snap. Someone could get stabbed. But all’s well.
Our newest guests are going snorkeling out at Glovers tomorrow. They are going with the new dive shop in town, Avadon Divers. Brand, spankin new shop with a nice big jet boat. Remember the 'Ariga' from Rum Point? Just like that boat. Suppose to take 1 ½ hrs to get there. But, the shop owners are from Jamaica. I hope someone onboard knows how to get to Glovers! Just kiddin, I'm sure things will go just fine.

A couple changes to note. After a couple comments about the ‘content warning’ I agreed and decided to remove it. I guess if some delicate, fragile flower comes by and while they are blissfully reading about the birds, the sea, how life is just peachy, and then WHAM, they get to see me scream AW FUCK, well it will do them good. Lighten up,,,ferfucksakes. It’s not like they will get to see the photos of Mrs. Barn in her Girl Scout uniform shooting teddybear hamsters at me with a wrist-rocket while I’m tied to a chair, nekkid, ankle deep in rubber chickens with a propeller hat!
Uh uh,, ain't gonna happen!

Note to self: Delete that photo before an accident happens!






I give directions with liquor stores and bars as the major landmarks, i.e., "You'll pass Maya Breeze's bar on the left and Mango's on the right, then turn right on the street between the Green Parrot bar and the Happy Hour at Maya Point Market, then continue until you see the tree that looks like a huge Belikin bottle."