4 SALE

A friend of mine does a lot of business with some outfit called “Craig’s List’. I never heard of it but sounds like eBay which I also know nothing about but I googled up Craig’s List to poke around.
Look what I found within 3 clicks! Some guy wants to trade his cat for 5 bucks!
Now, FuzzNutts has a bad attitude but I give him a break cause he is blind in one eye and can’t see outa the other. That would sour you too! Poor little dick. I see him make some serious miscalculations traveling around the house. But I won’t sell him for 5 bucks! But,, make me an offer.



piece of shit CAT -- $5

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Date: 2004-03-06, 11:50AM PST



This is the shittiest cat you could ever be cursed with. He's an indeterminate age, but acts like the rowdiest teenager you could ever have. Hates being petted, will scratch furniture and will fuck up your carpet with his claws, will get and stay underfoot while you are trying to get shit done. Not scared of the vacuum.

Will not play with any toys you buy him, so don't bother. Will not use scratching post. One pristine condition scratching post comes with, no extra charge.

Four lifetime supplies of catnip, which he will not touch, no extra charge.

Crappy attitude and extra shedding ability included free.

Get him out of my house before I kill him. This cat sucks, and I want him gone. Come on, cat lovers, you know you want him. You can CHANGE him. Sure. Just get him out of my house.

Oh, he's black with green eyes, medium size, and he fucking SUCKS.



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“That jerk is the ugliest, smelliest, assholiest fuck-face on the planet. I would never sleep with him again.”