“Potted Meat”. Or, a meat by-product of unknown origin. Look at the ingredients. Really only two items, “Mechanically separated chicken, (oddly enough I am about to be separated from my lunch, before I even eat it!) and beef tripe. OK, Tripe is cow stomachs? YUM!
OK! Pulling back the lid, you are hit with the pungent aroma of, well, dog food. It smells like dog food, if dog food came wrapped in horse shit!
(scuse me whilst I hurl)
I have been referred to as a "Commonsewer" concerning food and beer, but i tried this shit and slid it directly over into the dog food area of the shelf. Scurvy, come get it boy!
POTTED MEAT: Made By, For, And With Assholes.
And as a related issue, really related, take a look at this smokin’ hot sale going on at Amazon.com!
Keep it clean folks!!
Buy it here!
Be sure to check out all the related items they also offer!!
UPDATE!!
Comment of note: Joe said...
"Not sure what this says about my monday morning but I actually took the time to squint with one eye!"
January 26, 2009 9:19 AM
I fell down two flights of stairs and didn’t spill a drop.
8 comments:
Just what key words did you type when that particular amazon.com product came up?
It's 77 here in Cayman this early morning.
With that product I can see where in your updated comments 'not spilling a drop'comes to life!
Can't stand potted meat, but I love vienna sausage. Strange because both are made with the same floor scrapings.
peacocks are the loudest f$$$ing birds ever!~ and they don't stay in your area....will travel and you will want to kill them the first night!!! On an island here in florida because someone thought they were pretty....NOT SO! Just words of wisdom being passed along.
Karl: [Eating potted meat] I reckon it tastes alright.
Frank: You really think it's got peckers in there?
Karl: You know better than that. You ought not say that word.
Frank: It smells funny.
Karl: Yeah, it's pretty loud. Looky there. I believe you right. I believe I see one right in there.
[They laugh]
double fake:
Karl Childers & Frank Wheatly
Your a Navy Man, What do you think they were serving you in the mess?
TC
LOL Abbie! You crack me up!
Mmmm hmmm.
navy terms call it 'creamed foreskins'.
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