Saturday, July 5, 2008

Warp 5 Scotty,,,!

Today we take a break from the norm. let’s get away from the hustle and bustle of Maya Beach. Away from the maddening crowds, the traffic, the mud.
We’ll leave it all behind as we venture were no one goes,, much.
The Final Frontier. Space.
Yep, let’s space out for one day.
We all watched Star Trek right? Well here’s a few things to ponder while we wait patiently for THE BAND TO PLAY AT MANGO’S! yep, live music night at mango’s and I’ll be there.
Until then dwell on this,,,,

Top Ten Signs Your Starship Captain is a Drunkard,

10.) When Spock mind probes him, Spock gets hammered.
9.) Wakes up next to a Klingon chick at least once a week.
8.) Starts the ship’s self-destruct sequence just to phuck with the yeoman who blew him off in the officer’s lounge.
7.) Each time you discover a new planet he tells Spock to scan the surface for cheap scotch and loose females.
6.) The first thing he says when negotiating with Romulans is, “So, what’s the ale situation?”
5.) McCoy tells him, “I’m a doctor, Jim, not a bartender!”
4.) He keeps slipping down to the engineering room to “discuss ancient Scottish traditions” with Scotty.
3.) Giggles every time Spock says they should launch a “deep space probe.”
2.) Whenever a female yeoman brings him a clipboard he tries to open a tab.
1.) Is willing to make beer runs into the neutral zone.

Here's to heat...
not the kind that ignites and burns down shanties...
but the kind that exictes...and slides down panties!

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