WTF were they thinking,,,,?

Mrs. Barn and I have no kids, no offspring, no mini-me’s, anywhere. We made a decision years ago. We thought about it for awhile. Then we went camping with our friends who did have kids, piles of ‘em!
We got home and were all, “fuck that, let’s get a dog”. And the deal was done.
And we figured that between my demon seed and her deviled eggs, we could very well end up with something like this!




So just where is he going with this? Well, this came into my attention and I am just wondering how all the parents out there are dealing with it?
Apparently, there is some kid toy/super hero or something known as WOLVERINE.
This is supposedly an inflatable WOLVERINE punching bag.
Is this the best joke a product designer has ever snuck past the marketing and production people?
Or did the Chinese manufacture slip it thu just for a ‘raff’? (that’s Chinese for laugh)

Junior: “Dad, will you blow up my punching bag?”
Dad: “Sure Junior. Let me see. Oh,, wait a minute, this looks like a job for your mother.”
Junior: “But mom’s over at aunt Lulu’s. Said she had to ‘see their new pool boy’s package’?”
Dad: “Well go find your tramp sister, Velveeta. She’ll blow up anything.”




Bats in the Cave:

A description a woman may use for being celibate or not having had sex in some time.
"It's been so long since I had sex that I got bats in the cave."