The girls get their freak on,,

The women all gathered at Shrimp Debbie’s house last night. You may know her as ‘Lil Bit, but to me she has always been Shrimp. Hi Shrimp!
This weekly event has become popular. Mrs. Barn sez she enjoys it and will make a return appearance.
And it gives me a chance to hit Mango’s with the guys. Yep, the-same-old-group-of-guys-that-it-has-always-been. Sittin-in-the-same-stools, talkin-bout-the-same-shit! Yep, that’s where I be.
Some new shit erupts now and again, but nothing earth shattering.
Although,,,,,,,,, IT’S TREETOP SEASON! You heard me right. Treetop is back in the hood. And we all know that comes with good stories. He’s flyin solo this trip, no Branch or Bush.

And Adriane is back into the beach cleanup program. For around 8 years she has been collecting funds from residents/land owners/anyone concerned, and using the money to help keep the beach and road cleaner. As we all know it’s a constant job to keep the beach free from the plastic. And the road, well,, people suck. I’m talkin bout the a-holes who toss their shit out the car windows, off their bicycles, or just drop it as they walk.
As you know, the business owners all keep their immediate beach clean, and sometimes beyond their borders a bit. Home owners as well (with a couple glaring exceptions). It’s the in-be-tween properties that can look like shit.
So, she has collected funds and is back at it. Jeff Anderson has found a young man who does a great job at picking it up. We provide him with bags, a wheelbarrow, gloves, and water. He picks up trash on the beach from S.S. all the way to the sandbags at the Dreamsicle house. (Beyond that is the M.B.H. which is clean and some other clean properties. Beyond that the beach is sooo eroded no one really walks up there.) He then sets the bags at the road where I pick them up and set them out for the trash truck.
He does the same thing with the road trash. He will be doing a clean up soon as Belize’s national piece of garbage is abundant on both beach and road.


Most contribute to the cause, some don’t. She now has around 500$ and a few ‘promises’. That should get her thru the year.










My bird book calls this little dickweed a "Baltimore Oriole". Could just be an Orange Peckerhead. That's another version of him in the take-out box!





Dick Jitters
When one has consumed too much Viagra (or any e.d. drug) and is having problems. Since the chemical involved in stimulating the penis is similar to caffeine, and since one can get the "jitters" from drinking too much coffee... hence the "dick jitters."
"I wanted to make sure I really knocked the socks off that blonde the other night, so I took two Viagra... but I ruined everything when I got the dick jitters!"