Saturday, February 28, 2009

Break time,, (UPDATED)

I, I, I, just can’t go on like this!
My internet connection is so fucked-up, I am lucky to get this out.
I want to blame BTL, even Ashcroft personally but maybe it’s a bigger problem?
Just in case, if you have Ashcroft’s cell number, would you pass it along? I have a few other related items we could jaw about.
Until I get back to at least 1999 internet standards, I am standing down. I hope it doesn’t take long but it is the weekend and NUTHIN happens at BTL on the weekend.
So just sit back, crack open a cold one, spark one up, or, snort some coke off a hooker’s ass!
I’ll be back!

UPDATE: I dunno. Things are working better now so maybe this won't be as long as I thought?
And just how many of you actually did snort coke off a hookers ass?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is thaat a promise or a threat????

Bob Flindell said...

At least you have a BTL line to struggle with. Try staying connected with a notso Smart dial-up modem. It's worst than the service we had back in '91. The phone companies in Canada only woke up when the cable companies provided some competition. Only 10 more days with notso Smart. Anybody want a modem?

Anonymous said...

Smart phone service has beengood for us but the internet was slower than dialup. Glad we kept the sat system!

Anonymous said...

Also
1 800 a## hole

Anonymous said...

you said the F word---put money in the cussin' jar please!!

Barnacle said...

no sandy,, if you go back and check, i said "every time I say the 'FUCK' word, God strangles a kitten".
i think that's compensation enough.