TACOS CURE CANCER!!

In a desperate attempt to gain some major sponsorship for the blog, I have been contacting various fucking loaded with money, large corporations offering some ad space along the side.
RedBull replied but said they were broke?(redbullshit) Gucci actually said they didn’t want to be associated with anyone who promotes pole dancing as an art?
Thought maybe I could pull some strings at Tampax but they have not returned my emails.
But I did get some fairly receptive responses from Taco Johns! I have been communicating with a mucky-muck from their home office for a week now. Mostly we just chat about midget porn but we did get around to business.
I’m expecting a shitload of money to be dropped off here any minute in exchange for me claiming their tacos cure cancer.

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If my liver doesn't quit acting up, i will personally remove it with a spoon.