Have I sunk to a new low? SURE!! Or as Sarah Palin would say, 'youbetcha'!

As we go about our daily lives, and when I say ‘we’ I mean us humans, we frequently use words incorrectly.
We will become so used to a word that its true meaning gets lost. I recently discovered that this is the case with some of my word choices during a conversation. For years I have been using the word SMEGMA(click link) to describe various things including someone’s looks. “Hey smegma face”. Or “Ewwwww, looks like smegma!” I never understood the actual meaning of this word, or that is was a real word at all. Imagine my surprise when I learned its true meaning!!

Then, I am further surprised that it pertains to a part of my personal anatomy! I never knew about this stuff! I don’t recall hearing about it in school either. Mrs. Barn was very surprised that I even googled it up! She looks over my shoulder as I am reading about Smegma and walks away shaking her head in awe,, or disgust. I have trouble telling the two apart.
But with further investigation, I find out they even put the stuff in cans and sell it! Sounds like a sort of bag balm, I think?

“What do you do here?”
“I scrape and collect smegma from goat dicks. How ‘bout you?”
“Smegma? I thought that was a suburb of Toronto.”




So now in the future when I start to blurt out the word Smegma, I will first think if I am using it correctly.

That concludes the educational portion of todays blog. I hope we all learned something!









And for the miracle portion of the blog, can anyone tell me what they see here? Anyone? Anyone? Beuller?

(not really Scurvy, photo stolen from net)








I mean, you stop believing in the power of prayer and then something like this happens. And I remain convinced that somewhere in the world, a retarded horse has just been born to keep the cosmic balance.