Alright, which one of you bit Scurvy on the dick?

OK, now that I have whooped youtube’s ass,, a whole new error era has begun!
Videos on the Coconuts blog! It scares me and I’m fearless! I have no idea what will happen next?
As long as I keep free from jail, it’s alright,, I think.
I'm simply not cut out for jail. Where I really shine is drinking beer on my double-wide. As soon as I get involved in a sharpened-spoon attack, (or even a regular spoon attack),, I’m on fresh turf.
And I don’t even know how to make wine in the toilet.
(I’ll go ahead and ignore the shiver I just got and keep typing.)

Whelp, Scurvy was just escorted home by a couple neighbors. Said he got his ass kicked by Doris’s pack of hoodlums. Upon investigation, it seems someone bit him on the dick! (That’s gonna leave a mark!)He’s OK but this is now the second time he has been gang-whooped! It takes more than one to get him down, but I will admit, he screams like a girl! Hope he got in some chomps!

Two new food joints to mention. I have not yet been to either.
At the new strip mall, a take out shop has opened. Maya Goodness. (I think that’s right, I put the flyers into the rooms and I forget.) I don’t recall the full menu right now but I remember meatloaf and doughnuts! I think the meals are single size frozen that you heat up. One neighbor who is a certified chow hound has already given them a 2 thumbs up for their chicken! I will get in there soon myself.

Next up, the grand opening of ‘The Hungry Gecko’! Yep, Doris is back cookin up her good stuff.
A very welcome sight for guests and locals alike. I drove by there yesterday and it was full!
Good job guys!

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The first thing I thought when I woke up yesterday was, “Wow, look at all that gum stuck under the bar!”